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Post subject: How should I kill her?  Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:51 pm |
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Jake wrote: OmegaXII wrote: i suggest a good headshot, right between the eyes, its a classic Original but it's lacking in creativity... Anna is behind my inactivity, and therefor the previous inactivity of the forum (as you know I am the center of the forum) She must be executed... How do we go about this?
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Post subject: Re: How should I kill her? Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:52 pm |
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OmegaXII wrote: hmm.... take a claymore and slice off both her legs in one hit, then cut her head off but make sure its still on her body, then kick it off
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Post subject: Re: How should I kill her? Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:54 pm |
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You sir are twisted...
Well I could 'make her dinner' she will eat it thinking I have done a good deed but really it's filled with Rat poison :3 One bite is death and in the last moments I break up with her.
^messed up rating 5/5
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Post subject: Re: How should I kill her? Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:55 pm |
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i took it from a mortal kombat fatality lol except it was a little different
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Post subject: Re: How should I kill her? Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:56 pm |
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OmegaXII wrote: i took it from a mortal kombat fatality lol except it was a little different Omega... Is it just you and me on the forum? xD
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Post subject: Re: How should I kill her? Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:57 pm |
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hmm i think so, this gives me plenty of time to think of more twisted ways to kill her double post! im such a rebel you could drive a meat hook into her neck then hang her on the wall, it'll be a slow and painful death and after who knows how long her body would eventually seperate from her head. thought of that one on my own  -posts merged-
-Jake
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Post subject: Re: How should I kill her? Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:36 pm |
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use a potato to cram down her throat, and stick a potato wedge in her nose, then take fries and cram them in her ears.
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Post subject: Re: How should I kill her? Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:21 pm |
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use you powers to convert her, make her a battledawn addict
if that doesnt work then lock her in your basement
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Post subject: Re: How should I kill her? Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:50 pm |
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1) put her to sleep
2) strap her to a table
3) when she wakes up begin surgery, slowly cut away the stomach skin to reveal the organs.
5)intestines make great necklaces
6) have a fashion show in front of her with your new apparel
7) when you're done inject acid into her veins
8) watch the melty mess in her hole
i win
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Post subject: Re: How should I kill her? Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 8:03 pm |
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1. blindfold her so she can't see
2. tie her down
3. inject a high-dose of adrenalin to prevent her from fainting
4. begin to make noise using sharp things, knifes, swords
5. turn on the music
6. everytime a song is over, u decide 50/50 to cut a piece of meat out of her body
7. have a pause every 30 minutes, put salt and chili powder into the cuts
8. DO NOT UNBLINDFOLD HER
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