Tis the dead of the night. Nothing but the sound of crows and crickets. Friar Tuck impatiently waits for Robin at the pub. "LATE AGAIN", Tuck outrages. "WHY, Oh WHY can't he drink with me just this once". Tuck angrily leaves the pub, not even knowing what treachery had befallen his friend.

On his way home, he heard a crunch, Friar slowly went around to check who it was. It smelt of garbage, what remained there was starting to decompose. The sight was too ghastly for Friar to comprehend, it was Robin. Guilt and Shame was all over Tuck, how could he bad mouth his friend whilst he was dead?

The carcass of Robin lay there, still, not even moving. His leg had been cut off and he it seemed as if he had been beaten with it.

Friar Tuck vowed "I PROMISE TO FIND THE MAN WHO KILLED YOU. I WILL NOT STOP TILL I HAVE NO ENERGY LEFT IN THIS BODY"

DAWNICE is the BROTHER TO THE BAND
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Sorry it wasn't too funny guys. I'm not the sort who can actually write that kinda stuff.

I actually have a lot of real life work to go on and do right now, so I kept it short.

HAPPY VOTING.

PS - How did you think my first writing was? I can improve it.

THE DECEASED:

Ferr3t - Witch Doctor
W1ll - Sheriff of Notingham

nom... I SWEAR I SAW...Ninja0 (random first name i thought of) lurking around!!

I bet u killed robin u big trash can full of poop! (no offense)

(A more realistic taste to the reality of this game could prove to be for the better numair ^_^ but it did lack, so I await the much more juicy day 2)

Anyways, as usual I was at my house that night, fixing my usual pasta del Soi... I wish I couldn't hear it but the noise was unmistakeable...

It was the sound of the screech that infested my ears like a new version of Zombie Cancer.... I wish I hadn't walked out... But there it was... The body of Robin laying there becoming a rotten piece of the forgotten. I wept at te sad sight but before I could do anything else I heard a stiring coming from deeper in the alley of the bar.

There was no way I was going to stick around and be next to robin in his grave so I took off back to my house. Like I suspected, the person I assumed to be robin's killer came dashing out with a carniverous look on there face.

I didn't get the best look... But I wanna say it was mr ferret.... The animal like constitution couldn't be mistaken. So I come to you all today to request the lynching of him.

hmmm Soi seems suspicious...

*penguins stare at him*

hmmm

I may be suspicious to you sir, buy I guarantee to you that if you heard what I heard you wouldn't have taken too different of a path...

I shall continue to weep for robin, and demand ferr3t's head D:<

By the way, that better not be a relative to one of simmen's penguins... They usually can't get nothing right =.=

core blimey, not Ferr3t

i'm thinking of voting soi.. exp with the game, num may have chosen him to play a big role

and the way youre attacking random people with brute force is a little strange too

I didn't choose anyone for a big role. I actually pulled names out of a hat.

And with num's clairification...

I attack random people hard because it's in the best interest of the game... It needs someone to establish a base for everyone and another needs to pull forth a proper counter to that person, usually making 2 factions. I am merely establishing the proper play of the game.

And I accept your challenge to my legitimacy ferr3t :]

Let us begin with the fact you haven't begun your defence yet, which I'll still be happy to wait for since you just wanted to establish the challenge to your head. So far your reasoning towards me has already been shot down, which should cause a strike to you already.

I await your move.

Soi

Now I got a feeling I'm going to die because people fail to take logic into consideration here :/

Inb4 all randomly votes Soi