Welcome to the first joke of the day! It is as the name says. I will tell one joke a day on here. Please tell me whether or not you guys like the jokes so I can improve and post more funny ones.

''A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.''

that's more of an antijoke than a joke...

No, these are anti jokes

1. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
" I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

2. Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

3. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

4. A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

5. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?
I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

6. Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

7. A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

^Straight from anti- joke.com

yeh but the first one you posted is more of an anti joke anyway

Jokes eh? Well then,

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

2, one to hold the bulb and the other to get so drunk the room spins

only thing i lol'd at was the terms of service anti joke lol

I lol'd at one and two