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dylsupreme1
 Post subject: Taliban TV guide. Do NOT read if you are easily offended.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:02 pm 
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Alright guys, this is meant as a joke, so please take it as it is. Here's what the taliban watches on TV every night. Don't blame me if you are offended after reading, I gave two warnings. Anyway,


MONDAYS
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Monday Night Stoning
9:30 Win Bin Laden's Money
10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News

TUESDAYS
8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 My Mullah the Car

WEDNESDAYS
8:00 Beat The Press
8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?
9:00 Married With 139 Children
9:30 Just Shoot Everything
10:00 Veil Watch

THURSDAYS
8:00 Osama and Grace
8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban
10:00 My Favorite Martyr

FRIDAYS
8:00 Judge Omar
8:30 TeleTalibans
9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
9:30 Cave and Garden Television
10:00 Allah McBeal




Source:Jokersrevenge.com :)
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Jake
 Post subject: Re: Taliban TV guide. Do NOT read if you are easily offended.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:23 pm 
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dylsupreme1 wrote:
Alright guys, this is meant as a joke, so please take it as it is. Here's what the taliban watches on TV every night. Don't blame me if you are offended after reading, I gave two warnings. Anyway,


MONDAYS
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Monday Night Stoning
9:30 Win Bin Laden's Money
10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News

TUESDAYS
8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 My Mullah the Car

WEDNESDAYS
8:00 Beat The Press
8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?
9:00 Married With 139 Children
9:30 Just Shoot Everything
10:00 Veil Watch

THURSDAYS
8:00 Osama and Grace
8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban
10:00 My Favorite Martyr

FRIDAYS
8:00 Judge Omar
8:30 TeleTalibans
9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
9:30 Cave and Garden Television
10:00 Allah McBeal




Source:Jokersrevenge.com :)


ROOOFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLL, Osama and Grace, dude I almost pissed myself when I saw that XD

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 Post subject: Re: Taliban TV guide. Do NOT read if you are easily offended.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:40 pm 
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Jake wrote:
dylsupreme1 wrote:
Alright guys, this is meant as a joke, so please take it as it is. Here's what the taliban watches on TV every night. Don't blame me if you are offended after reading, I gave two warnings. Anyway,


MONDAYS
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Monday Night Stoning
9:30 Win Bin Laden's Money
10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News

TUESDAYS
8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 My Mullah the Car

WEDNESDAYS
8:00 Beat The Press
8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?
9:00 Married With 139 Children
9:30 Just Shoot Everything
10:00 Veil Watch

THURSDAYS
8:00 Osama and Grace
8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban
10:00 My Favorite Martyr

FRIDAYS
8:00 Judge Omar
8:30 TeleTalibans
9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
9:30 Cave and Garden Television
10:00 Allah McBeal




Source:Jokersrevenge.com :)


ROOOFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLL, Osama and Grace, dude I almost pissed myself when I saw that XD


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:51 pm 
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i saw that and i just about died

whose jihad is it anyway? :lol:

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Afghanistan's wackiest public execution bloopers :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:12 pm 
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LOL does sponge bob goes around carrying a AK47? lol :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:21 pm 
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Lol sponge bob?

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Lol sponge bob?


Yeah, I would laugh but I'm way too busy watching TeleTalabins. :lol:
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