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dylsupreme1
 Post subject: Inappropriate, then inappropriate again.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 8:53 pm 
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So, this guy walks into his bedroom with a duck under his arm. His wife is laying on the bed reading.

"This is the pig I'm *CENSORED* he announces

"Umm, dearest, that's a duck.." she says

"Yeah, I was talking to the duck.









There were three guy friends who were on vacation with each other. They went to get a hotel room and found out that there is only one room available. So the take it and much to there surprise when they got to the room there was only one bed. So now they have to share a bed.

The next morning, they all woke up and the first guy on the end said, " I had a dream last night that I got the greatest hand job I had ever gotten in my life", and the guy on the other end said, " That's funny because I had the same dream". The guy in the middle pipes up and says, " My dream was way different. I had a dream where I was cross country skiing.










Not original but funny nonetheless.
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littleconqueror
 Post subject: Re: Inappropriate, then inappropriate again.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 8:55 pm 
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smh no comment

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 Post subject: Re: Inappropriate, then inappropriate again.
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littleconqueror wrote:
smh no comment


That's a comment ;)


Not anything worse than what John did.
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 Post subject: Re: Inappropriate, then inappropriate again.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:07 pm 
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Double post but whatever.


Fine if those amazing jokes didn't do it for you, look at this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3_bUfePc7Y

Everybody likes random cussing in a walmart :lol:
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littleconqueror
 Post subject: Re: Inappropriate, then inappropriate again.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:12 pm 
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meh it was ok i guess

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tl;dr
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 Post subject: Re: Inappropriate, then inappropriate again.
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The amount of laziness in the general populace these days scares me. :lol:
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no i read and clicked it all
it just wasnt all that funny

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and this proves my point even more

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