Ha,
My opponent hasn't even been here for the opening... Well, since I'm more eager I might as well start.

My ego is so big, that compared to yours, it's the sun. Oh, don't even bother with me because you will just waste your time. The winner has already posted. There is nothing else I have to say because I know you have no chance, but I might as well continue. Your an ant compared to me, the sun. I don't bother with minions like you you are just a speck out of my day to day life. You know, it's pointless for you to post, just admit that I have won.

Don't bother blabbing on about how I'm not the sun, because I tower over your ego.

Thank you come again.

Tnr

If you're done patting yourself on your back. I believe its my turn.

You act as if you're god, but you're merely less than a grain of sand compared to my existence. You can try all you want, but the only place you'll end up is under my feet. You must think greatly of yourself, being the Sun and all. You may be the Sun, but I'm the mother *beep* solar system. you last a couple billion years and die out. I NEVER die out.
You talking about "tower over ma ego?" Sun you can't touch the stars. All you can do is sit and gaze at them, just like you have to gaze at my excellence. As for not being here at the opening, I have better things than have to worry about you. I'll catch you later after I make another moon.

LOL. I didn't even bother to read that. Seems to amateurish to even compete with me. Enough with the solar system, it really tired me out. Find some better way to show how your puny ego competes with me. The sun dying out? Never heard of such a thing. If you got close, you will just fry into little pieces.

Please don't waste your time.

~TNR

If you didn't "bother reading it," how did you know I talked about the solar system? Our Sun is about 4.57 billion years old. About half way through it's life.
You are soo stupid to think the Sun will live forever, it seems you need all 11 life cycles in order to catch up to my intellect
Don't worry, I'll end your misery by sending over my black hole to gobble you up. I hope you don't think that's impossible too, I sent you some proof last month.

Proof? HA! there is no need to use "fancy words" to show how tiny your ego is compared to mine, because it makes you sound like you don't know what you are talking about. Please don't say anything else, you will just be humiliated. (Even though you already have). Sending a black hole? You don't own one.

Please just stop. THis is painful. Very.Painful.