well since the jokes my fellow BD maintenance team member put into the tribune where such a hit....i decided to make it a spam thread..oh wait we are callling it off topic...but isnt it BD related, so where is the on topic section

anyways

here we go

if you sget on BD dureing work, college, or, school, you might be a BD addict

if you take your laptop to the bathroom with you, you might be a BD addict

if you keep notes about an on going era, you might be a bd addict


you guys add more...keep it going

These threads usually have the format of "you know you are a xxx if..."

Just saying.

well thought it would work better in this format like the you might be a redneck version by jeff foxworthy



if you complain about everything in the forum....you might be a BD addict...lol

if you take your laptop to the bathroom with you, you might be a BD addict


this is not necessarily true, just saying and i'm addicted to bd but i don't take my laptop with me to the bathroom

nobody has made any more so far..

you know you're addicted about if you dream about bd.

You know you're addicted to BD if you calculate time in ticks instead of minutes.
You know you're addicted to BD if you have 5 google spreadsheets about 1 era.
You know you're addicted to BD if you wake automatically 45 minutes (after the era has ended).
You know you're addicted to BD if you log on to check for incoming during a presentation.
You know you're addicted to BD if you have to cycle like a madman to catch a train because you had to check the next tick.
You know you're addicted to BD if your alliance chat has 12,000+ messages in the morning.. And you read through them all.
You know you're addicted to BD if you tell someone "My ETA is 1 PM" and you remember you're Dutch.
You know you're addicted to BD if you take a bath.. With your laptop.
You know you're addicted to BD if you know by head how much exp is on a squad.
You know you're addicted to BD if you go to sleep with "Conquer junkie" stuck in your head. (GRRR SETH)

Man, I can probably come up with a load more xD Give me time!

"Hello Ryan"
the first step is admitting you have a problem

lol

"hi my name is ...... aka thoth moon or guns, and im addicted to battledawn"

you might be a BD addict if you hold the top score in a multiplayer game....was made to make the newbs feel good

This still happens and I don't even play anymore... People really need to stop adding me to their alliance chats.