I'll check this thread every week or so.

I'll answer any question you have. My wisdom is limitless.

lizard+tire=?

ummm,before how many years was god born

What will my year 12 ATAR score be?

where will i be 7 years from now?

Well, after days of alchemy, I have produced creature that comes directly from these two objects. The creature scared me at first, it spoke in many tongues. It looked at me inquisitively. I looked at it back. It became a staring contest. I began to sweat. The creature didn't sweat back at all. Damn cold-blooded animals. My veins began pulsating as I tried to keep my eyes open. I commanded my eyes with every muscle in my body to stay open. Literally my biceps would rematerialize into living entities and yell at my eyes in the voice of a drill sergeant. I began to yell loudly like the characters from Dragonball Z. The air around me grew thick, and suddenly I exploded.

The creature survived this explosion and now sells car insurance.

GEDDIT!?



I pondered over this question. I took it to many oracles to see if they could make sense of it. Because I don't believe that mistakes are possible, I must analyze your question at face value.

'Before how many years was god born?'

First legible question I can think of from this sentence is: How many years (ago) was God born?

Well, being that I am the prime Kitten God of the known universe and spam universe, I can tell you that I was born quintillion years ago.

But that's not the question. The question is BEFORE this sub question.

be·fore
/biˈfôr/
Preposition

During the period of time preceding (a particular event, date, or time): "she had to rest before dinner".
In front of: "the patterns swam before her eyes"; "trotting through the city with guards running before and behind".

During the period of time preceding, how many years ago was God born?

So the question reformatted looks like this: How many years ago was God born before God was actually born?

You're brilliant you know, the only one to know that I was born TWICE. Once I was born sometime quintillion years ago. That was my SECOND birth. My first birth was 5 years before that. However, I didn't use years so that could be off on your concept of time.



1,235,120,234,569,192,453,673,146,236,752,239,293,100,156.31415926 out of 1,235,120,234,569,192,453,673,146,236,752,239,293,100,156.31415927 possible.



Dead. >.>

What measures should I take to insure you can't answer my next question?

If I asked you to say no, what would you say?

where do babies come from?

how to answer ma gf.. She says you have to choose b/w BD & me.