Because I've been kicked out of the 'Ask Jake' topic, I've decided to make my own.

And it'll be better than all the other 'ask' topics, you'll see.

wat is ur relationship with jake?

Are you actually Jake? :O

How Fake are you?

Jake from adventure time?


Oh, you mean Jake the exmodmin, I don't really know him that well, but he seem cool. I sometimes get the impression that he thinks I dislike him or something, but I don't know where he gets that from.


no.


In forum terms, probably about as fake as most people on here, seeing as my profile isn't my real name or appearance. In social terms, I'm fairly honest, and don't lie much, so not really that fake at all.

when did you realize your thread would be superior to all other ask threads?

how much girls hate u in average?

how is it that you getting kicked everywhere?

why are you answering honestly?

After I read the other 'ask' threads, and saw they had trouble giving good answers to easy questions.


On average, almost not at all.
There are over 3 billion females on earth, less than 1% know (and have a possibility of hating) me, so with ~99.9% of girls being completely impartial to me, the average feeling of girls towards me is completely impartial.
Although, that's hating me specifically, in general there are probably millions of girls out there who hate me because of my race, nationality, political views, religious views, ethical views, sex etc. but that should still be a minority.


It is not


Because anyone can give a stupid answer to a question, and I wanted to give my 'ask' topic a bit of class, and something to set it apart from the rest.