In field of flowers, under the warm summer sun with a warm breeze and soft music playing in the background, Goldenpaw sat on a tree stump pondering the meaning of life. Playing in the grass around him was a flying cow, a max, and this other guy ~.~

"I KNOWZ it! The meaning of life is that Sock puppet" exclaimed Goldenpaw in astonishment.

The flying cow in the corner moo's in distaste "This is the 1 millionth time you've thought you found the meaning of life... In the next 5 seconds you are going to decide that sock puppets are not the meaning of life and my awesome flying cowness is actually the meaning of life. We should really be doing something more productive."

"No No NO NO NOO! I KNOWZ it!!! The meaning of life is..." At this point the whole world was at a standstill, the wind stopped blowing and the earth stopped moving (no matter how slow it was already), the little child who was about to eat his ice cream stopped it midway to his mouth. In a moment of utter clarity Goldenpaw shouted "The meaning of life is SPAM!"

On that note, the staff team and the events team are proud to bring to you SpamFest! Where you will be able to spam 'til your hearts content for 1 WHOLE WEEK!

Spam events and competitions will be held on this week, where we will celebrate spam and all its awesomeness. A variety of events will take place, including team competitions, singles competition, RP's, and other super fun spam threads.

Rewards for winning a spam competition range from 50-250 bonus tokens. We are looking for creativity and originality, so get creative with your posts!

SO come and join us in the spam board, starting on December 18th ending 1 day before your favorite holiday, December 24th.

Let's SPAM!

SpamFest Sign-Ups Are NOW OPEN! Go sign up for an event/game HERE. Tell your mother, tell your sister, tell your sisters boyfriend, tell your grandma, tell your grandmas gardener, heck with it tell that random hobo on the street! GET THEM TO SPAM!

Also to help us advertise SpamFest Use our totally mind-blowin' awesome sig and wall paper which can be found on this topic Here

A Calendar of Events can be found in the spoiler below :

Spoiler:

List of Rp's and Week Events

Spoiler:

1. Spam Trio Championships (Grab your team of 3)
2. Who Killed Robin Hood
3. Mafia
4. Ego Contest
5. Just SPAM!
6. Terrorist Base

I hope there will be SPAM as well as HAM and not just lots of spam. Its a SpamFest. make it a good one.

I never really understood the unimportance of spam...

There once was a desolate ham,
Whose existence was only a sham.
One day to his muck,
Came a slaughterhouse truck.
The rest can be read on canned SPAM.

leave your rhymes for the rap battle against simmen See if you can beat him

EDITS: darn it! I Forgot his name gets changed -.-

yeah sure I was just warming up ... and trying to see the reactions

Just an FYI we're looking for originality and creativity

Yes Yes, I will add that in

yeah sure ... that's why I added the spoiler

Did I see ban game? Please tell me that's where you see who can get banned the fastest. I have it all figured out... whites, mexicans, blacks, kids, adults, filipino people, russian people, indian people, australian people, british people, irish people, german people, italian people, spanish people, rich people, middle class people, poor people, war veterans, conscientious objecters, woman, men, toddlers, single people, married people, people that practice polygamy, gay people, straight people, comedians, construction workers, famous people including actors and singers, christians, muslims, jews, satanists, wiccan people, fictional people including but not limited to charlie brown and homer simpson, polish people, japanese people, chinese people, brazilian people, all gods that don't exist, pretty much everyone that has ever existed,


HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO KIDS

Lol Dyl, never played the ban game before?