Ego Contest

The Ego Contest is a contest where you and your team must use the most creative, original, and egoistic ways to show how your team ego is bigger than the others teams.
Your team will have 6 posts to prove that their ego is bigger than their opponents, then the judges will step in and choose the winner! The winner will move on to the next round and compete against another egoistic team!
Each round you will have 3 days, 4 days max. If you have not posted 6 times after 3-4 days, it is over and we dont care . This is mainly to keep it moving

Since we only have 3 teams a tournament table is not needed. The matches will be as followed:

The Overspamming Monkeys (TOM)
VS.
The Real Legends (TRL)

The winner will play against the Last Minute Team (LMT)

THE OVERSPAMMING MONKEYS VS. THE REAL LEGENDS EGO CONTEST BEGINS NOW


Good Luck!

Hey TOM, never heard of you either. Why don´t you go to galaxy 4 and check us out, we´re the rank 1 alliance and we can pwn YOU anytime. Your egos are so tiny, we need microscopes to see them. Our egos are so huge they crush Chuck Norris! Im not going to say that something like "Our egos are as big as..." because there just isn´t anything as godly as our egos so why don´t you just give up and we´ll let you go mercifully.
When we go to the gym, we don´t lift weights, our egos lift weights for us.

Hey, u never heard of TRL ?! maybe u heard of me ? Guess Who aka RamiK of 7aliB.... well TRL are as good as me and some of them are better.... boosting isent our thing! we got all experience and strategy.
as for TOM i really never heard of you, u call ur self a team ?! have u ever won a round ?! I bet u never will bcz TRL are here... we'll come for u !

Sometimes we just end up bench pressing our egos themselves. Weighed mine last week, 300lbs. The prime weight for squats where I come from. Where I came from they'd shoot ya for just makin' eye contact. But I made it through without so much as a scratch... not because I'm a wimp but because no one wanted to accept my offer for that free trip to the emergency room. (thats cuz I'm so brawlik and handsome) I found a picture of me back in my college years while going through a box of my war medals... Here is is:



As for battledawn... It should go without saying that your alliance is garbage next to ours... Don't feel bad, man you're not alone... All alliances are garbage next to ours so you fit right into that majority. With RamiK, Luffy, Rikimaru, Rager, Lain... you might as well end it quickly and jump off a fire escape cuz it's a done deal.

Ha, ur ego is so small that you need to form a team with your alliance members?

Look at us, our team are formed of three random guys, and that proves that we are so awesome that we don't need to practice beforehand. This prove that our ego is larger than yours, so large that I don't have any better word than SuperMassiveGigianticOMGWTFBBQ!!11ONEONEONE to describe about it.

And you said u don't know about Tom?
Wat a joke...
...open ur eyes...
...look around...

...not this guy...

...not this one too...

...yes this, this is TOM.

If you said you don't know Tom, then you're not a Battle Dawn player, and 300 of your ego point was taken away by saying that.

Remember, we are Tom, and we're awesome

You call our egos small?
This all of our first times in an ego contest and this is my first time posting something in the forums, i mean, i only have 3 posts altogether, even with this little experience, we can still beat you with our eyes closed. If you woke me up from the middle of my sleep and challenged me to an ego contest, i would still win, WHY? COZ WE ARE THE REAL LEGENDS!
We didn´t even know about the spamfest until about 10 mins before it started, we just signed up at the last second and can still beat you, WHY? Because our egos are bigger than the universe, they can´t be compared to anything because they´re just that awesome.
Why don´t you just give up and let me be, just stop trying and wait and see, don´t even try or i´ll let you see OUR AWESOME EGOS UNMATCHED BY THE HEAVENS!!!!

Compared to us, your egos are like raisins; small and disgusting. Another thing that you might not have noticed but Galaxy is almost like Kong, there's only 100-200 players per world and the people that win the eras could be anyone. The first era I played in BD was galaxy and I got 4th with no boosting and no experience. So if you think your ego is SO HiGH, I just want to inform you that compared to regular BD, galaxy is a spec of dust. And if you want to test TOM's ego, then you have real issues my friend. You ever looked on every world on every alliance? I bet all of us TOM players combined would be ranked 1000 better than you. And have you gus won an era in il.battledawn, de.battledawn, es.battledawn, regular BattleDawn.com, Kong BattleDawn, rc.battledawn? No, I bet you haven't I've won at least 1 era in every BD server I know.
Next time we have SpamFest, please make it a competition because we already won.

You ever heard of Lain, Ramik, Rager, Rikimaru, thienalo, Luffyelric?
If you havent heard of these legendary players then you are complete noobs, if you have heard of them then you should know how awesome we truly are.
It seems your egos are so tiny that you can´t even read, we already said that:
" Im not going to say that something like "Our egos are as big as..." because there just isn´t anything as godly as our egos so why don´t you just give up and we´ll let you go mercifully."
Even after reading this you try to compare our egos to something then it just shows how desperate you truly are that you can´t even read the posts before.
The whole universe, even the heavens are created by our egos, our egos created life itself and we created you.
You better show respect or you´ll get burnt,
I hope you´ve learnt,
That our egos surpass yours,
Coz we´re awesome pros,
And you´re just some hoes,
So you should just go,
With the flow,
AND ACCCEPT THAT WE ARE THE LEGENDARY WINNERS OF THIS COMPETITION!

goldenpaw please delete my post