Ego Contest

The Ego Contest is a contest where you and your team must use the most creative, original, and egoistic ways to show how your team ego is bigger than the others teams.
Your team will have 6 posts to prove that their ego is bigger than their opponents, then the judges will step in and choose the winner! The winner will move on to the next round and compete against another egoistic team!
Each round you will have 3 days, 4 days max. If you have not posted 6 times after 3-4 days, it is over and we dont care . This is mainly to keep it moving

Since we only have 3 teams a tournament table is not needed. The matches will be as followed:

The Overspamming Monkeys (TOM)
VS.
The Real Legends (TRL)

The winner will play against the Last Minute Team (LMT)

1 more last minute sign up has been added the JFF team will be matching the LMT team. Same Rules apply here

LAST MINUTE TEAM VS. JUST FOR FUN BEGINS NOW!
Good Luck!

JFF? what a shocking name. LOL, your name? i give that a 1/10. Doesn't even compete with mine. Can i have my 1 minute i used reading this trash back? Brilliance JFF? comeon. Think of something better than that, that is just PLAIN LAME. Go compete with someone in you league.Not us.

~LMT

There is not a word in existence that is capable of describing how awesome, great and God like that we are, even if there was one your tiny brain would not be able to understand it, pronounce it, let alone comprehend it. So admit that you lose, we have made too many kids like you cry already, they simply could not handle our ego and neither can you. So give up whilst you can before you get humiliated. Our league is one that you cannot reach or enter for your ego stops you from doing so. Your ego is that tiny and pathetic and non-existent you can’t even begin to imagine what it would be like to be on our level. So don’t fool yourself into thinking you can beat us, you can barely compete against us, save your time for it shall only be wasted. It is now time for you start waving the white flag.

There is no word, that means you are not

You make kid cry, is not because of ego. You are mean, they
No?

am i in any of these teams? lol

Is that all you could seriously come back at us with? Still it makes no difference as our ego can destroy yours no matter what you reply with. You reply with the standard of that of an infant you even have the audacity to stand before us and try and win this contest. When I say try I mean that you just mutter a few words that are meaningless and pointless that will get you no where. You should be in awe and dis-belief that you even get the chance to face us, you are mortals whilst we are Gods. There are not many who have had the chance to come up against us, those who did never lived to tell the tale. That ego of yours well lets just say its like a bug that can be easily squished, oh wait what ego, you guys don’t even have one, well if you do I don’t see it, your just a joke.Now get off here before you make yourselves look even more stupid. As you know, you cannot win against us, no one ever has and no one ever will.Our ego is the last thing you shall see before you depart from the world of the living, so live your life whilst you can for your time is running out.