You both have five posts in which you must say, in the most humorous way possible, why your ego is larger than the other player's.

Ok I was going to be good and let my oppnent go first but it seems he can think of nothing to say that could make him win against this perfectly awesoMEness of mine

Austinc has until this time tomorrow to post, otherwise he will automatically lose.

Because Javierbs is the only one to have posted in this thread, he is automatically through to the next round.