You both have five posts in which you must say, in the most humorous way possible, why your ego is larger than the other player's.

My ego is so big Terrence, the almighty being, requested to suck my toe and i declined, like a boss.

which of the insignificant rabble has been pitted against me? I don't see them through my awesomeness... or maybe any posts they have made werre simply a pile of unidentifiable rubble compared to mine not worthy of me noticing it.
Oh well even if they did show up it is evident that the judgement would be in my favor... it always is...

Your point would be valid , but herbert the musical platypus disagrees.
I have such an awesomely huge ego that i dont fall on the ground, it falls on me and then i tell it to make me a sandwich, with tuna, and it does because it enjoys making sandwiches. Everybody has at least 1 talent and the ground is an excellent sandwich maker.
Can be a bit salty though

your posts remain to insignificant for me to read them myself, please do better.
However when one of my many servants volunteered to read it to his lordship one thing became quite evident.
It apears you do not understand what an ego is
One's ego is an element of their mindm it is their sense of superority, self esteem, personal identity, and if we were to examin freud a bunch of stuff you would not understand.
To enlighten you with an example:
Some quick facts:
Since the dawn of the universe when I watched the big bang I have travelled between planets and have either aided the advancement of civilisations or destroyed them, depends on my mood
I arrived on the earth millions of years ago. It was my arrival, the sudden amount awesomeness of the which the earth had never seen.
Since my humble beginings I have been altering history, the fall of troy, the assassinations of both Lincon and JFK, the invention of the machine gun, the invention of the atomic bomb, The discovery of electricity, teaching man to use fire, fathered chuck norris, bruce lee, napoleon, leonidas, etc...
Infact the human concept of God, believed in by modern religions is actually based off of me, the concepts of perfection, omnicience, and ominipotence were derived from witnessing me.
And yet If I were not awate of my awesome actions It would not effect my ego.
As Sartre said "One's existence defines their essence"
My existence is the most awesome, and because of my awarness of that my essence i.e. my ego holds its spot as the greatest in not just the BD forums, but in the universe. My ego has developed to a point where it is beyond mentality and can effect the physical world any way it sees fit.
You have lost young grasshopper, but take heart, if you start taking notes now you may be able to reach the second round in a future ego contest (asuming your put against an oponent much inferior to myself)

Your points are all invalid, you see, there is no being more superior than myself.

The chemicals used to make God and Buddha were formed with my urine, which in any normal occasion I dispose of. A fluid so meaningless to my body but used as the base of the past, current and future society.

To paint a picture for you, there are 3 levels, one on top of the other. The top level being myself, the most superior entity ever to be. The middle level being God (Christian God, Yahweh and Allah) and Buddha (there are layers within this level including the likes of Jehovah) and the bottom level being people such as yourself.

The middle level, a level of which people such as yourself worship was created by a substance completely meaningless to myself. The middle level was created because people would not be able to handle worshiping an entity so superior to God. So to get around this little conundrum I came up with the idea of creating a God with my urine.

My ego is so awesomely massively hugely amazing you worship my urine.
Also my best friend is Terrence.

Try as you please but your ego cannot possibly be better than the one i possess.

Now you are begining to learn my young aprentice
I see you took my advice and took notes on me, well done the quality of your posts has increased a vast amount.
I am now certain that with what you have learned, and continue to learn from me, you will do well in future ego contests
unfortunetly you learned from me in round 1 against me in this contest so you are doomed to fail, but don't think about it as failing, take the time to observe me and continue taking your notes.
If done properly and with a large amount of luck you might, just might become a semi-worthy oponent in future battles agaunst the glory of myself.
now go forth and continue your studing my young aprentice!

I take no notes, you dont seem to have remembered. I'll explain again so maybe this time it will fit into your tiny worthless 3rd level mind. I am the most superior being, My brain is so outrageously information storing efficient yet you feel the need to explain things thoroughly to me, which is understandable seen as your tiny mind cannot digest such a thought of a being far more superior to you. Everything part of me is far better than you.
Now run along young third level citizen, embrace life, don't be fooling yourself into thinking you are any better than any of the people you live among. Except Eoghans... you're better than Eoghans.

Now now little one don't get hasty little one
denying my lessons to you will lead to delusions and you don't want to start having those now do you?
It is the responsibility of those such as myself who are omniscient such as myself to educate those who are not such as yourself.
Just to clarify the word omniscient is neo-latin for "all knowing"
Congratz now I have not only aided you in the improving of your ego but I have improved your volcabulary aswell
you should consider yourself lucky it is not often that I am this generous to the common folk
Now run along and do your research on how to further your ego to a level equivelent to 1/10000 of mine before I provide a demonstration as to what omnipotence means

There is no need to repeat yourself young neophyte.

The world you are living in today, the world that will be lived in by your children, grandchildren,great grandchildren, and forever more until the very conclusion to this astounding creation of mine, was given to you as a gift by me. I would be offended if I wasn't so superior to you in every way possible. You seem to value yourself on your status on a forum. However the only reason I am here is to pleasure you all with my presence. The only thing you will ever beat me at is losing. I never lose. I am the creator of everything, I know exactly what will happen next in this world and where it will happen, sadly i cannot show you my inside workings. Maybe if you're lucky I will give you some special talents such as the one's i gave to Leonardo Da Vinci, Barack Obama, Lionel Messi etc. just to give you a taste.
Run along now, and don't forget to go to bed on time.