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Post subject: Ask Ponk  Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:28 pm |
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I had one of these somewhere awhile back. 96 pages on it, I think. It back.
I'll answer any* question you ask me.
*If it's inappropriate, you will recieve a warning. If you want to ask me something that may get a warning, ask me on Skype, where I will proceed to cuss you out. I will also not answer what E.P.F. stands for. I know you'll ask ;P
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Post subject: Re: Ask Ponk Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:42 pm |
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whats the difference between cottage and cream cheese
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Post subject: Re: Ask Ponk Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:53 pm |
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Tenkai wrote: whats the difference between cottage and cream cheese Cottage Cheese is nasty, Cream Cheese is good.
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Post subject: Re: Ask Ponk Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:18 pm |
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How do you tell the difference between shampoo and conditioner?
Assuming the infinite worlds theorem in which there are an infinite amounts of ponk in an infinite amount of worlds, what is the probability that for a random chosen 500 worlds that ponk has 17 cats chewing bubblegum that can jump on interdimentional levels, and disregards at least one scientific theorem developed by myself on a world not included in the chosen 500?
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Post subject: Re: Ask Ponk Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:22 pm |
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daerduo wrote: How do you tell the difference between shampoo and conditioner?
Read the bottle.
Assuming the infinite worlds theorem in which there are an infinite amounts of ponk in an infinite amount of worlds, what is the probability that for a random chosen 500 worlds that ponk has 17 cats chewing bubblegum that can jump on interdimentional levels, and disregards at least one scientific theorem developed by myself on a world not included in the chosen 500?Assuming that would have killed you off of such a universe, this question would not be posed, therefore this event would not occur.
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Post subject: Re: Ask Ponk Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:27 pm |
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In the event that Obama writes a poem about the awesomeness of this forum, how much emphasis would be put on the following subjects:
My hill
Kittehs
The awesomeness of individual members
Sexual innuendoes
My epic signatures
Banhammers
Squirtle
If possible, write said poem.
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Post subject: Re: Ask Ponk Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:55 pm |
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Why won't you tell us what E.P.F stands for?
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: Ask Ponk Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:25 pm |
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will you and numair have kids like ferr3t and I did?
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Post subject: Re: Ask Ponk Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:42 pm |
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daerduo wrote: In the event that Obama writes a poem about the awesomeness of this forum, how much emphasis would be put on the following subjects:
My hill
Kittehs
The awesomeness of individual members
Sexual innuendoes
My epic signatures
Banhammers
Squirtle
If possible, write said poem. Poem:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Obama's a tard.
THANK YOU CHICAGO!!!Ferr3t wrote: Why won't you tell us what E.P.F stands for? Beucase if I do, then Giant Mutant Kangaroos will hunt me down and shoot be with their bows made of rainbows that fire chinese people.Tenkai wrote: will you and numair have kids like ferr3t and I did? Possibly, if he comes back.
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Maolain
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Post subject: Re: Ask Ponk Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:22 am |
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what is the meaning of life?
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