Omg WUT???

BD diary of alex1837482 (you might know him better as randomnub-stringofnumbers)
So I start this game, right. Oh I should introduce myself. I'm Alex, a really smart person. I'm not bragging or anything, but I'm just really smart for a ten year old, and I can beat my dad, whos the best dad in the world, PROVED, at chess. And he says he doesn't just let me win, and he doesn't lie, although he did let me take back moves some times, but it's not like I needed my queen. But anyways, so I figured I could go on and find any game with strategy, because that's what I'm into, strategy, and then I can kick everybody's butt like Indiana jones or batman, who's actually Bruce Wayne if you didn't know. So I start battle dawn, and I go to an earth server. All those numbers looked really weird, but only stupid people look at that--I just went to earth 1 because 1 means there are better people there who I can enjoy killing. People who go to recommended places are noobs. 
I never follow tutorials. I once skipped a tutorial on monopoly online and I figured how to play ALL by myself. Well, like I said, im smart for a ten year old. They asked me to place my colony, and since I could tell where the United States of America is on a world map, I put my colony there. Funnily enough, the background is all white so I think it must be winter. I could tell where i live, in New York, because it's on the east (that means right) side of the United States of America and I see a island nearby, that's rhode island. Rhode island is completely white and I don't think it should be because it hardly ever snows over there. So I skipped the tutorial and once again I'm right, I got some oil and metal, and for those of you who don't know, resources are really important in games like these. But it doesn't matter, because I can hack games. All by myself. I hacked Starcraft single player all by myself by doing some research on the Internet. My friends all begged me to help them hack their starcraft, but I'm not going to, because Galileo said that the weak should be weeded out so that the future of humanity will be stronger. So it's like tough love. 

Continuing this in morning. *yawn*

that sounds like...no it couldnt be.......TELLER

Urrhh.. Cool? ._.

I honestly have no idea what to say in response to this lol

Day of Darkness

I'm pretty sure you're looking at Greenland and Iceland as Rhode Island...

"Lolz."


On another note: Peter!

Meh. For the record, I was high on tea when I wrote that.

Anyways. New random stuff. Topic: I hate my job.

And after spending 5 minutes typing up pure crap (and by that i mean more crap than usual), I give up and continue on my diary of BD diary of alex1837482. BTW, ponk was right. XD
--continuing from last time
But I decided not to hack this game because it would get a lot of stupid people mad at me. I normally go into a game like this and find myself the smartest guy. In pokemon, all my friends do is battle people, but not me. I can actually breed pokemon, and that takes skill. I'm also really observant, so right away I spot my messages flashing green. I like helping noobs in games so I open it, and it's the admin welcoming me! I bet he doesn't do that to many people, so I reply to him "THX SEMEN. WELCOME TO YOU TOO!" I normally don't bother with alliances anyways, I can't often find an alliance with players of my skill level.
In games like these, I win a lot by having more troops. But it says I must build a Barracks, and I don't know what a Barracks is but I guess it's in one of those big buttons on the top so I start looking for a Barracks. I click on the thing with lots of people and see a bunch of names, these must be the soldiers I can recruit when I build a Barracks. Well, then I think to myself, a Barracks must be something that can be built, and I can build a house, so Barracks should be like a house, so I click on the house thing. There's a picture of my colony and I see a building that when I hold mouse over it says that it is a Command Center. I know what Command Centers are because we have them in Starcraft so I try clicking on it, but nothing happens. I try highlighting it and pressing S, which is the hotkey (basically a key on the keyboard that when you press does something in the game) for SCV, which mines resources, and like I said before, resources are really important in games like these. But I think that someone hacked my account because it doesn't work and all that happens is that there is a building and I can't click on it, so I close the window and try finding other stuff. There are yellow circles on the map and I think that each of them are soldiers that I can recruit. Some of the circles have spikes around them so I think that might be the ones who got dead because the spikes killed them, and then I find some that are red. The red ones must be important so I click on them, and maybe I'm supposed to send them a message asking for them to join my army, so I write "CAN I RECRUIT YOU??". I wait for a few minutes but still I don't get anything so I guess that he doesn't want to be in my army, which is stupid because I'm going to kill him for not being smart, survival of the fittest and all, so I send him a message saying "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU NOOB". He should be so scared of me if he's smart, but he isn't but he will learn to be scared of me.
I find out that there are people chatting in the box below, some people saying "welcome I am new here" and "need an alliance" and noob like that, except the things keep changing before I can read them all. I try clicking on the small button on top of it, and it says that I must Compose a Broadcast. I think that Broadcast is the name for chat in this game because in other games things have weird names, like how workers are called SCVs in Starcraft. I broadcast if anyone wants to be recruited for my army because I am the strongest person in the world, and if not I'll kill their mom, because I heard that you need to use the stick or carrot, and I think that since you have to buy a carrot every time you use one and sticks can be used over and over, sticks will save you on resources which are important in games like this so I use the stick, which is really means threatening someone. I wait a few more minutes, but nothing else happens, so I go and play pokemon because everyone is probably too scared of me and I don't want to play with a bunch of noobs like that. And they hacked my account to not be able to use the Command Center so it's really unfair.

XD flipping idiot

lolz who wrote this?