Some time ago there was a place. A place called Hope. And in this place, there was a time. A time called Desire. And in this place at this time someone decided that semi mindless posts where a glorious thing that should be spread around forums, the internet, and the world. Today Feb. 1st SPAM DAY is to celebrate that invention. Hence forth every Feb 1st shall mark as a traditional Spam Day in which spamming is celebrated for the glorious spam that it is. If you are not a fan of Spam a) why the hell are you reading this spam topic? 2) We don’t care go away c) did you guys notice I had 2 instead of b? If you did here is a spam day cookie made with extra spam. /enjoy
This day unlike most spam related things actually has a purpose that purpose is to bring life back to this dead spam section. That is where the name of this topic comes from. Do you guys honestly think you are spammers? I have seen days without new spam topics, without even 10 posts in spam disgusting. You might have spammed in the past but if your posting has stopped your title has been removed. You cannot say you are a spammer and then not bring joy to the forum with spam. So Spam SPAM my people. Bring the world to life with the glories of spam and other awesome stuff like tiger sharks and velociraptors. My god are they awesome. With their strong jaws and their many rows of razor teeth and sickle-shaped talons. I saw on the Discovery Channel that a flock of seven could tear apart Joe Lieberman in 18 seconds flat on a moderately humid day. That's so cool. I wish I was like that sometimes- (would be a nice change from the mind bullets and smiting, flamethrowers and flails all I use all time....) Sometimes when my roommate leaves I pretend I'm a velociraptor and pounce upon my roommate's desk as would a ferocious bloodthirsty velociraptor, knocking over his lamp with my *claws* And then I drink apple juice. (I want an increase of OVER 9000% spammage)
But enough about me and my fantasies there is some business to get to. Let us Begging
-The No color rule in the spam sections is being striped. Yes you can use color in spam now WITH THE EXCEPTION of all shades of RED and BLUE as they must be reserved for moding purposes. If you are unsure about a shade of a color PM me. Now we do ask that you guys use some common sense if you use color. And it would be preferred if you used it more for emphasis then all your text, but then again that’s like telling a bunch of 5 year olds not to eat too much candy on Halloween. WARNING use the color of a mod at your own risk depending on the Mod in question using their color may be life threatening. Remember this is a privilege that can be revoked if the mods deem the action necessary.
- Topics revived I think you guys are smart enough to understand that
-WKRH round is ending if you won I will contact you, I am preparing the next round now (Token game)
-yell at people. We need more spammers yell at people in game, yell at people on the internet. Walk around downtown of wherever you live with a megaphone yelling at people to join BD and then go on the BD spam section new spammers are needed.
-I am making preparations for WKRH creative writing to launch. This may or may not be a token game.
-Post Spam.
In conclusion get out there and post. I am going to try and post as a spammer again and if I can pull of BD, spam Hockey, Volunteer work, school, more school, and a potential job, a life, guitar lessons and other stuff that I won’t type then I am more godly then even I though and you guys have no excuse. I DONT WANNA HEAR IT NO EXCUSES!
-Also a player complained about all the new spam topics. And here this: Is it over? No it has only begun. (and if you think this is bad you should have seen the forum 6 months ago)

pretty and inspirational. did kenny write this?

No you fool

I wrote this
hence it being saved to my comp (i actually spell checked it)