Event Details
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Event Name: Ego contest
Hosted by: Shelton9778
Prize: 1st place 500 : Runner up 250
Description: Say why you have a bigger ego then your opponents

Hey, remember when you were relevant? Yeah, me neither.

At least my relevancy can be established, your's is nonexistant. You wish you were as cool as me, but even in your wildest dreams, you can't even fathom the awesomeness that is me.

I'm guessing your awesomeness is the reason why you posted almost a day after I did. Your ego is so small you can't even grasp the concept of being fashionably late.

You're not awesome. When people look upon you they can't even respond with words. Inevitably and involuntarily this is what happens -



Balls in your mouth - I mean court.

That would be cool, but then again we aren't in a freezer. So I could explain why I'm better, but you wouldn't be able to understand anyway. So I'm just going to point out that you are just not on my level. Thanks for the ball now I pass it back to you, but of course you'll drop it, because after being so stunned by the epicness of my egotistical powerful brain, you couldn't catch a brick wall if it was thrown at you.

Not on your level?

1. Get more than three posts
2. Worship me as the God that I am
3. ?
4. Profit!!!

I must admit, you are funny. But your humor is derived from ignorance. Everyone with common sense knows that if a brick wall was thrown at me, I would promptly catch it and throw it back.

Who cares if you're a "god" if you have no followers? Now of course people don't only follow me, they pay money to kiss the ground I walk on, the most interesting man in the world once told me "I would give up everything I have just to be you for one day."

Get ready. Your ego is going to deflate like Pamela Anderson's tits when poked with a needle.


1 paragraph. The lack of effort clearly makes you think you have the skill to say this and that, and just leave like a boss and pull that off. You don't. The reality is that you're a fail. The reality is that if your posts were humans, they would be classified as 'special'. The reality is that when you leave like a boss, you fall down. And how convenient, that means you're already in the position to grovel at my feet.

The reality is that you won't make it out of this with your ego intact. It's already been ripped apart and torn into pieces, and it will soon be disintegrated.

The lack of effort? Oh to the contraire. Your ego is so demolished it has started making you see things. Me on the ground? Hah! As if. The only time I'm on the ground is when I'm doing 1-Armed pushups with a shark on my back. Me? A fail? Hah! You wish. All I do is win, in fact the term "win" was first coined when I defeated the Olympic gods at a hamburger eating contest. I use Mount Olympus as a footstool. The President asks me for advice when making a decision. This ego is not just great, it is the best. There is no contest, in fact the only reason you are here is just so you can see that there is no one with an ego like me.

I figured I might as well indulge your fantasies for my enjoyment. I'll tear your argument apart one step at a time.



Yes the lack of effort. You've been repeating the same thing over and over. "My ego is beast ZOMG I knowz thingz". A part of being the awesomest thing ever is being able to naturally back up what you say. You can't.



Demolished? And by the likes of you?






That was a dream. The odds of that happening in real life are so small that it's not even detectable or solvable.




I think that was the PCP talking.




To the readers: You might want to sit down for this one.

He's... actually right about something. (I know right, wtf is this?)

He's right about it being no contest. For me. This is too easy. You're the ratttata I have to keep beating so my pokemon can level up. You're nothing.


Good luck next post, you need it.