Next round

Hello Vruelric, how unfortunate it is for you to have to battle someone as superior as myself. This will be soo easy, it cannot even be counted as a battle since my ego is soo much superior to yours. I will try to tone down my awesomeness to make this battle enjoyable and worth while, otherwise you'd be left speechless by the sheer magnitude of my awesome ego.
You should savor this battle as it is a priviledge for you, not many get to battle with someone as awesome as myself, maybe ill give you a free pie if you surrender now
I have already risen far beyond both the heavens and the earth, the universe bows down before me and i cannot be brought down by a mere mortal such as yourself, nevertheless, your foolishness can be forgiven since you, being a mortal have not been given the great gifts that i have.
Do not even try to challenge my ungodly ego otherwise you will suffer my heavenly wrath!
Your ego is so puny, it cannot even be called an ego so don't even try to compare it to my awesomeness for i am CaptainPie, the great, king of all Pies!

-Pie (Coz Potatoe is too mainstream)

'Universe" "bowdown" "awesomeness" "pie" all the random and common stuff as usual eh?
well shows how much mature u are
still stuck in ure first grade fights i think
pie free pie oh please another common and misused words
u have used it soo much that u have made it loose its value.
and wait did u just say u tried to ton down ure awesomeness o i thought u were at a level u couldn't ton anymore tho im sure its not what i think matters becasue the facts says ure already low
and i would savor this fight but not becasue i faced u becasue this was my easiest win against u a guy who thinks only within the box and
while i think out side the box and like my ego im ultimate anything outside the box is me and my ego..
and unless u can think outside the box u cant even compete against me and this is way out of ure league buddy .. and well at least i hope ure pie which even a child can create when he pukes can help u defend and at least make u go through with less pain or u can choose to loose to me as horrible as my other opponents.
now lets have some respectable time for my ego which it deserves
my ego is superior? not its not superior its THE ONLY existing Power and it dont need to prove to anyone that its superior

Even if what i am saying is random and common, atleast im saying something.
All you are saying is how immature i am but atleast what i write is readable.
You made a spelling mistake in pretty much every word you wrote and you say that im a 1st grader? A kindergartener can write better than you!

The only word you can find to describe your ego is 'ultimate' ? Its more like ultimately nonexistant! My ego created the universe and everything inside it including yourself, so bow down to my great awesomeness and ill spare you from a horrendous cyberdeath and let you go to school where you may actually learn some usefull vocabulary.

This is not a contest, this is a massacre, my ego is soo superior that your puny and virtually nonexistant ego is getting annihalated and completely owned by my amazingly, incredible ego.

-Pie

there u go again just repeating your stuff again without any value in it or any emphasis in it
u just keep using the old stuff and u dont bring anything new
all my previous opponents used the same stuff as u especially the godlike and universe card and lost against me.
and my concept and my lvl of the knowledge i provided to u before was probably too much for u to take in that's why u thought i maybe talking rubbish but the facts im a senior way senior than u and what i say will damage your brain and will affect your so called imaginary ego very badly
if this is not a contest why are u still here and massacre? im still here am i not? so it definitely not a massacre its more like a schooling contest where i school u boy.
and cyber death whats that ? something from ure imagination of your robotic age? well probably ure able to have those stuff in your imagination as such a thing dont exist right now its just fake and unreal
come on im sure u can at least try to bring something into this unless this is what u got , and if this is i suggest u take ure dolls and ure playthings with u and go back home and yes i do agree probably my virtual ego does get killed but what if im letting it die becasue my real ego in real life is way more than what even u can imagine or what a virtual existing creature like u can imagine.
my ego basically also feeds and grows of fails like u tho now its at a point it cant grow but i do see a hollow space in ure brain and ure ego place guess it can grow there by trashing u and i see u didnt use much pie this time guess u understood ure value of pie went down maybe even more than 3.14 unless u also dont know maths then probably all the stuff u counted were wrong too since u considered pies to be great but its just 3.14

Atleast my writting is readable and atleast i know how to use punctuations. Also, atleast i know how to read. If you would have read correctly i said that my ego is so great that it is UNGODLY, i never said that it was godly since its so much superior to the being known as god.
Also, i never said that your ego was virtual, i said it was virtually nonexistant, that means that it is so small that it is nearly nonexistant.
I also never said that it was a massacre of you, i said that i was owning your ego so badly that it was a massacre of your ego.
Try thinking before you write, nevertheless, your foolishness can be forgiven since you, being a mortal have not been given the great gifts that i have.

This is an ego contest where people with true egos such as myself challenge each other and explain how great their egos are and the person with the greatest ego wins and i do not believe that you understand that simple concept.

Also, you questioned if i knew math or not? YOU are the one that does not understand the difference between the mathamatical value of pie (3.14) which is used to find the area and circumference of circles and a real, delicious pie which i am the king of.

This once again shows your incredible foolishness and how much superior i am to you. Are you even sure you speak the english idiom?

There is no point in continuing this battle for i have already won, you cannot even come close to rivalling my incredibly large ego for even this universe cannot hold it!

-Pie (Coz Potatoe is too mainstream)

English isn't my main language. It isn't even my second language and I'm still owning you...badly. You think you have an advantage just because your main language is English, HA that's pretty funny, because it's obvious that it will also be your downfall. You say it's ungodly, but you are STILL using the GOD card. You're argument is invalid there. You're terrible. I don't know why I'm even wasting my time here. Shelton, I believe I won so please, let's move on. People with true challenge each other you are right about that. But one thing is bothering me, why are you here? You have no ego and you have proven it here. Even your name screams out that you have no ego. It's quite sad actually.....
and u say your pie is delicious
well if your ego was so big LIKE Your PIE then people wouldn't have such hard time figuring out if it was pie or pie(3.14) but sadly as your a failure you fail to show the people what your actually are
and mortal me? yes i am and so are u
everything that starts comes to an existence it also comes to an end such is life and that's the life given to u and to every single one even with how much ego obtain u still die and u think that fake ego will let u live? no it wont it will die the moment your heart stops beating unlike me
I may be a mortal but my ego is immortal becasue people will remember me and will keep me alive in their hearts for generation to come as the owner of the best and largest and unbeatable ego owner in the whole wide world also who put a lame guy called captain pie out of commission and helped him crossover from this trap of his fake ego and who was shed light upon by my ego.
u failed to beat me already why do u want to make yourself look so bad?
has the fake ego made u loose self respect for your own body? have u become delusional and retrded that u think acting immortal will make u win? your wrong buddy u just had an end RIP

lol, English isnt my first or second language either. My first language is hindi and 2nd is Spanish. I simply know how to speak unlike you.
You say that my name screams that i have no ego? Atleast i have "Captain" in my name. You use caps to emphasise your name because you´re such an attention whore and you even have "elric" in your name. You try use elrics fame for yourself.

My ego is simply so great that it dumbfounds you, you cannot even grasp how immense my ego is and therefore cannot sense it which is why you believe i have no ego, i feel so bad for you.

I may not be immortal by my great ego truly is, it is so immense and amazing that it can live for an eternity and always stay incredibly awesome.

You have no chance of beating me, surrender already or face my heavenly wrath.

Shelton, end this pathetic excuse for a battle already, i cannot bear to battle with such a nitwit.

-Pie

wow u just talked about my English failing and looks whose just failed
yours i mean "i speak unlock you" lol
I never said anything about my name and it is u who brought ure name into the competition
and now u resort to bad mouthing like whores and stuff?? wow this again proves my point of u being immature and since u cannot prove anything u have to resort to like this stuff
and what dumbfounds me is not your ego its your level of stupidity that amazes me . you must be given the king of fools title because all your doing now is creating a fool out of yourself here.
wow, till now u were like i was god and stuff now u say u may not be immortal guess my previous posts had an real effect on u it actually brought u down to a notch of being a loser to hopeless even tho its funny how u still have a heavenly wrath since ure not an immortal anymore
whats your heavenly wrath? oh wait making people laugh saying ure captain pie of the hopeless now that's funny..
wow and when u almost thought u had something against me u get crushed back to ure clown land where people think pies are everything . i feel sorry for you.. what did u think this was a pie contest? no bud this is an ego contest and well since u don't have an ego and all speak are about pies i guess you just outsmarted yourself and lost this competition
why don't u pick up this puked up pies and leave this area so people here can have a real fight
and all ure last posts was just copies of mine shows how awesome i am and well u just got owned
thank you for participating, dont even try in your life time again please becasue u still wont win unless u grow up Mr O i Love pies and whose the captain of it and whom people dont really care about

now now lets talk about my ego
u cant even begin to even imagine or fathom the deepness of egoistical waters u have dared to step in. My ego deserves respect and gets it.
unlike ures which people just take lowly by saying o ego pie belch
My ego utterly beats u in every single way and will scorch u from tip to top if u even try to imagine my egos depths .so i suggest u stay back from this surroundings becasue if u try to continue when u loose u will leave here as a scorched chicken running like crazy becasue of the horrible fate u got .
my ego is like the water it flows with grace yet its resilient able to take a blow and recover. My ego is like the wind, gentle with the ability to weild such firece wrath on command. My ego is like that of the dragonflies wings, resonating as its wings beat a pattern into the echoes of life, to the extent of which you can only begin to imagine

All I'm hearing from you is the same dellusional argument, Give me a break, wait no, I do not need such a thing. It is true I am mortal... yet I can do every single thing better than you. How is that? Well, I'm simply that damn good. You couldn't be awesome even if I invent the way to put it on a pill and made you swallow a couple (of pills). Much less have an ego greater than mine.

I get money, I get power, I get wisdom, yet at the end of the day, the only thing you get is dumber.

I thank Shelton for placing me against you since you dont even have an ego. What you call an ego is a joke, people spit at you when they see you and think youre a beggar. When people see me, they bow to my feet and think im the king, ofc they arent wrong. Ill crush you as if you were a bug, ill step on you and squish you dry. I could throw a pie at your face since im the king of all pies but your not even worth that!

If you do not wish to be annihalated, do not reply for i shall destroy both you and your pathetic excuse of an ego.
Shall we close this thread already? This battle vs you is getting boring, id rather challenge someone with atleast a shred of an ego.

I laugh at your tries to shut me up, Who are you to tell me what is and what is not? Wait, it doesn't matter who you are, even if you are a nobody to say such a thing. Only I get the priviledge to declare my own victory

Reply if you wish but you know youve been completely and utterly crushed, anything you say now will simply end up humiliating you further.

I also thank Shelton for me being your oponent, as any other person would have such an inferior knowledge and reasoning that wouldn't be able to understand your almost unreadable writing.

My ego is so beyond your boundaries that you cannot grasp even a fraction of it.

Shelton, you may proceed to the next round now, i believe that Vruelric has given up by now unless he wants to suffer from an even greater defeat.