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5 posts each.

Contest? I don't see the challenge against a mere mortal named ''Tenkai''. I really can't be bothered with your trivial affairs but I shall do so anyway to amuse myself. You see, I know all. I am a God. I created the universe, I created all humans. Nothing is good enough for the everlasting greatness that is myself. People talk of laughable mortals like Chuck Norris, and God from the bible. I trained and created the Christan God. Him, Satan, The greek gods, the roman gods, they all report to me. Now if that ignoramus Tenkai doesn't mind, I have better things to do than this. Enjoy your brief pointless lives.

dylan, dylan, dylan, dylan, DYLAN. you might be God...but..where do you think you came from? that's right, ME! i am the very fabric of reality, the land of milk and honey, and apple/microsoft all in a humanoid form i created, just to try and CONTAIN my awsomness. unfortunately, it doesn't always work. take this poor soul *points at aister* he was standing around when i walked by, and he inhaled the dust stirred by my footsteps and well...see what an awsomness overload does? now, clip my toenails my pet.

You created me? Ha! Buddha looks down on you. Buddha. That's pretty sad mortal. One snap of my beautiful fingers and you shall be dead. You see, mortals don't have any awesomeness. I have all the awesomeness, I have all the swag, I have all the money, I have everything because I am everything and everything is me. Pet? My pet's all of mankind. Their also my main source of entertainment and I have to admit for a worthless human your pretty entertaining, but that doesn't mean I'lle excuse this blasphemy. Admit to my everlasting omnipotence, sexyness, and swagalicious attitude and appearance and I will think about sparing your life.

human:zomg so many spelling mistakes.


fool, if you really were a God you wouldn't need money, or sexiness. this does nothing but prove the fact you're someone with low self-esteem trying to pump their social standing with words alone.one snap of your fingers? HA! if my shoe came untied a galaxy would cease to exist. every move i make decides the fate of EVERY universe. even the one crackheads get elavated to. silly child, go watch your pr0n and leave keep your dignity while you still can.

If you were as high and mighty as I am, you would actually use proper grammatical skills and not loosely type unsubstantiated things. This just proves the fact that your a mere mortal and any awesomeness you may have cannot and will not ever shine a candle to my greatness. And only mortals use the age card on me and quite frequently at that, as it's the only thing they can muster up against me. Your no different from them. Now, I have to go look at myself in a mirror for 48 consecutive hours and try not to pass out from the brightness and beauty and awesomeness that is myself.

foolish beast, i have no need to use proper anything for lesser beings. they're not worth my time. i have more important things to do like:
keep the universe in order.
give myself proper grooming *files fingernails*
go party with bruce lee, chuck norris, the pink poneep of doom, etc.
i wouldn't even be here if i didn't find it amusing that my own creation was trying to rise up and be the MVP. silly things gods are, they think they own and are everything. here's the food chain: me>gods>humans>animals. obviously, this shows you're inferior. keep me from my duties any longer and i'll demote you to areas not even food chain worthy.

I find it ironic how the most hypocritical thing/person ever claims to be higher up in the food chain than me. If your higher up than everything, and don't care for mortals or living beings that are less than you, why keep their home IE: the universe, in order? Just let them die right? So, there are two options. One, your malevolent on the inside but just don't show it and lie to cover it up, or, you actually do care for mortals and lesser beings. Either way, your a hypocritical liar. I, on the other hand, am perfect in every way shape and form, especially since I don't contradict myself like silly mortals do. You were just adopted. I was there. You were so ugly I dropped you on earth and went on with my amazing amazingness while you lived a damning hateful existence. And for the 104th time, I have no interest in Chuck Norris. Just because he's a super human doesn't mean I can't kill him anytime I want. Go groom and contradict yourself more while I beat my own record for creating a new race in the shortest time and maybe order a pizza from spacial dominos pizza franchise number 28,818 and rent The notebook from that new blockbuster's that opened up on Jupiter.

Deadline met,

Dylan you are through!