step 1: use memes so old your grandfather knows them.
step 2: be sure to include the word potato in every post.
step 3: hate anyone named shelton.
step 4: greet everyone in the introductions section with a warm greeting, welcoming them to the inferno.
step 5: set anything named numair on fire.
step 6: acknowledge the fact that zudamir is the ultimate KotH.
step 7: ramble off topic in regular forums as often as possible.

everyone can add to this, we must show newbs the way of spam.

Talk about how the end is coming
Bring up global events that no one cares about
Role Play on Skype
Talk about yourself in the 3rd person
Tell Simmen he never checks forums everytime you get the chance
Lie all day long
Slinky is a potato but w/ metal coils.

I use Damage anti infantry Tanks myself....

Consider yourself spammed.

-Pete

give aister ur sister's phone number

*cough*

know your place, kindling *throws lit match at you*

Quickly everyone! Numair is on fire... Grab the hoses your momma gave you and help me put it out!

*light fireman on fire*

I'm on fire? IM ON FIRE! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

*posts*

I think I have said quite enough.