Does it have to be stuff we can realistically do?

Well you said we are

Well assuming it has to be realistic, I'd start the day with peeling a ton of bananas then throwing away the banana. Then I'd take the peels and go about throwing them on a busy road pretending I'm in Mario Kart. Next I'm gonna kick every person I hate right in the nuts then punch them across the face, running away laughing. Next on the to do list is go help at a charity for a bit because I'm not a completely horrible person. It'll be around 2 by now I'd estimate so afterwards is to go have lunch. Chinese food. Once I'm done there I'll be off to find some waffles. Gonna dunk them in syrup and give them to homeless people. After that I'm gonna prbly gonna head to a really big city. Honestly just gonna prbly walk around for a bit. Wait till it gets late and grab some Hooters for dinner. Leave a big tip for whatever waiter I have since I won't be needing money much longer. Gonna write out a will for the last bit of the night. Then I'll finish out the last few minutes of my night by finding a steel trash can, finding a building where gang members hang out and throw the trash can through the window. Then I'll run away for my last few minutes till I die from whatever. Probably the gang members shooting at me