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Have a laugh
If you know any jokes put them in spoilers.
I'll go first
Blonde Joke:
Spoiler:
So there are these two two girls jogging, one is a blonde and one is a brunet. So the blonde falls over and has a heart attack, when the ambulence arrives they put her on the stretcher and go to take off her headphones. The brunet screams "No whatever you do do not take her headphones off" so there like whatever and take her to the hospital and when the doctor arrives he goes to take off her headphones but the nurse tells him not to, but the doctor is like whatever and does it anyway and suddenly she flat lines, She is dead! The doctor freaks out and they tell him he wasnt supposed to take her headphones off. So the doctor wonders what is so special about the headphone and puts them on and hears "Breathe in... Breathe out..."
Three engineers come across in the men's toilet during a computing conference.
After the first engineer pees, he washes his hands with plenty of water & soap, and dries his hands with half a dozen of paper tissues, saying: - In Microsoft, everything we do, we do it right.
After that, the second engineer ends peeing, he washes his hands with a little amount of water & soap, and carefully dries his hands with a single paper tissue, while saying: - In Intel, besides doing everything right, we optimize to the maximum.
Then, the 3er engineer, without washing his hands, looks at the other 2 enginneers and replies: - In Linux, we don't pee in our hands !!
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ghossfeld88 wrote:
Blonde Joke:
Spoiler:
So there are these two two girls jogging, one is a blonde and one is a brunet. So the blonde falls over and has a heart attack, when the ambulence arrives they put her on the stretcher and go to take off her headphones. The brunet screams "No whatever you do do not take her headphones off" so there like whatever and take her to the hospital and when the doctor arrives he goes to take off her headphones but the nurse tells him not to, but the doctor is like whatever and does it anyway and suddenly she flat lines, She is dead! The doctor freaks out and they tell him he wasnt supposed to take her headphones off. So the doctor wonders what is so special about the headphone and puts them on and hears "Breathe in... Breathe out..."
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hassanwaseem wrote:
ghossfeld88 wrote:
Blonde Joke:
Spoiler:
So there are these two two girls jogging, one is a blonde and one is a brunet. So the blonde falls over and has a heart attack, when the ambulence arrives they put her on the stretcher and go to take off her headphones. The brunet screams "No whatever you do do not take her headphones off" so there like whatever and take her to the hospital and when the doctor arrives he goes to take off her headphones but the nurse tells him not to, but the doctor is like whatever and does it anyway and suddenly she flat lines, She is dead! The doctor freaks out and they tell him he wasnt supposed to take her headphones off. So the doctor wonders what is so special about the headphone and puts them on and hears "Breathe in... Breathe out..."
that was supposed to make us laugh?
even forum newbs agree this isn't funny, which made me smile.
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