You both have five posts in which you must say, in the most humorous way possible, why your ego is larger than the other player's.

my ego is so huge that if it was up against chuck norris he would be put to shame and run off crying in the light of my superiority

Lol, Chuck Norris you say? To me, Chuck is inferior even a tooth brush; runs around kicking bags and thinks he's so cool while he bows down to Justin Beiber.

Really, I think it was the worst luck that you were placed with me, since there is no doubt that I am going to point out how small and insignificant you are compared to myself that you will surely quit the forums.. Good luck, fool.

with the fact that it took you 2 days to work up that pitiful excuse for a post must mean you cant truly compete with me.you offend my ego so greatly that you cant work up the courage to type so instead you try and open a jar even though ferrets dont have aposable thumbs because you lost all dignity

Lolwut? Sorry that I took such a long while to reply to this so called 'competition' but I was engaged in some important matters that don't concern the likes of you, this is just a side thing which requires no effort on my part so I see no reason to put it ahead on my to do list.

I offended your tiny ego? Pah! What did you think would happen? I am so dang awesome that even the sun does what I say. Your previous post was made of poorly constructed sentences was quite a waste, I congratulate you on doing the right thing and bowing down to your almighty leader, Ferr3t.

(since when did sentence structure even matter i.e. everybodies posts lol)

who do you think made this sun that bows to you? i made it by setting up a fishtank and poured orange juice in,then heating it with my hotness.so begone! thou filthy creature think before you speak.

Really? You make me laugh, child.

Ever since my pure awesomeness came the earth everybody with half a brain writes with proper structure; do you see Bill Gates saying we hve a new sftware comin out june, go try it so we can make lotz of cash.

No, that fish tank is your head, get over it. My pure epicness converted the sun decades ago, he is now under my control at all times. Your puny ego and lameness amuses me, so much false hope in the world these days.. Too bad I don't feel bad as I crush it. Good game Tenk. You were no match for me.

HA if that fishtank is my head that proves my ego is bigger lolz

and if thats so go spread the word ive seen worse structure here anyway...

you just think the sun is under your control but this is where your awsomness ends,if you had any.the earth rotates every day at my bidding and you think you control the sun as it appears to move from east to west.I laugh heartily at your ignorance as i twirl my finger so the earth can move.foolish rodent,go crawling back to your burrow from which you came

Oh no.. I think my amazingly humongous awesomeness is turning you crazy.. You say that because your head is a fish tank makes your ego higher than mine? Well, here's a fact for you buddy, my head IS the sun. I control it at my command, it does as I say. My body is the galaxy and you are a red blood cell floating around my blood stream.

Face it Ten, I'm 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times more awesome than you for I am your supreme leader. You see, Tenk. You have no chance of winning. You are a little, tiny worker inside me that is just as replaceable as a toothpick. You have one post left, don't see how it's possible for you to counter my awesomeness now that you know the truth but I'm interested to see what you will come up with, my little worker. Now run along now and play - I have dinner scheduled with Chuck Norris; guess what's on the menu

The current round has ended, Ferr3t is the winner of this battle.